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where is my daughter Kim Kardashian

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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heteroh:

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To my future wife…

supersmashkev:

lastofa-dyingbreed:

When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chili, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time.

this si so wild and out of this world my dude

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

i ran into my mother while getting water downstairs in the kitchen, and she asked me whats up and i said”oh, nothing, about to go draw some aliens and porn.” and she didn’t say nothing for a few moments as if she was thinking, then looked up with an appalled expression and said “aliens?!” im laughing so hardom g 

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

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m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh